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Meet/pass. South Dublin teens use it to see who’s brave enough to come over or just run away like a coward.
Hey, you up for meet/pass or you gonna pass like a jellyfish?
He passed me like I was a bad smell.
She met me and I got a kiss. I didn't pass.
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Meet/pass. Irish teens use it to see if someone wants a kiss or just wants to walk away like they never existed.
You meet me or you pass like you're hiding from the cops?
He passed me like I was a lost sock.
She met me and I got a kiss. I didn't pass.
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Meet or pass. You ask someone if they want to kiss you or just say no and act like they're better than you.
You meet me or you pass like you're the king of the school?
She passed me like I was a bad grade.
He met me and I got a kiss. I didn’t pass.
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Ain't My Problem Man. You say this when someone else’s mess is your mess and you’re not happy about it.
Ain't My Problem Man! I’m not cleaning your mess.
Ain't My Problem Man! I didn’t start the fight.
Ain't My Problem Man! I’m not your mom.
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Moths are attracted to lamps, even though it can kill them. They’re dumb enough to die for the light.
That moth was dumb. It flew to the lamp and died.
Moths are like dumb kids. They chase the light and get killed.
He’s like a moth. He’s dumb and chasing the light.
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Squirrels in my pants. When something is making you jump like you’re on a trampoline and it’s annoying.
Squirrels in my pants! I can’t sit still.
Squirrels in my pants! I’m jumping like a madman.
Squirrels in my pants! I can’t think straight.
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A game closely associated with H-O-R-S-E. This game is played on a trampoline. You jump like a lunatic.
That game on the trampoline is crazy. I jumped like a lunatic.
H-O-R-S-E on a trampoline? I was a lunatic.
We played H-O-R-S-E on the trampoline. I was a lunatic.
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