M.O.E Code

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M. O. E Code is when money is the only thing on your mind. You’re so obsessed with it, you yell at people for not talking about money.
'I don’t care if you’re dying, I want my check now.'
'You’re not my friend, you’re my bank account.'
'If you don’t have money, you don’t exist.'
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M. O. E Code is when you think about nothing but money. You even dream about it. You don’t care if your friend is crying, you just want their money.
'I don’t care if you’re sad, I want your cash.'
'You’re not my problem, you’re my paycheck.'
'I don’t dream about pizza, I dream about dollars.'
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M. O. E Code is when money is the only thing you need. You don’t need love, you don’t need friends, you just need cash.
'Love me or leave me, but give me your cash.'
'I don’t need your heart, I need your wallet.'
'If you don’t have money, don’t even bother talking to me.'
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M. O. E Code is when you’re so hungry for money, you talk to your dog about it. You even forget your own name.
'Max, give me your money or I’ll kick your butt.'
'I don’t remember my name, but I know my bank account number.'
'I don’t care if I’m broke, I just want to be rich.'
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M. O. E Code is when you’re so obsessed with money, you even insult your mom for not giving you more of it.
'You’re not my mom, you’re my bank.'
'If you had given me more money, I’d be rich.'
'You’re broke, and I’m still broke, but at least I have dreams.'
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M. O. E Code is when you’re so money-hungry, you’d rather fight your best friend than lose a dollar.
'I’d punch my best friend for one dollar.'
'You’re my enemy, not my friend.'
'I don’t care if we were besties, I want my money.'
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