M.n.M™️

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M. n. M™️ is when the bad guys tell you they're gonna make you scream and then kill you with a spoon
Bro, you just said M. n. M™️ to my cousin. He's gonna die with a spoon in his mouth.
My homie got M. n. M™️ from some gangster. Now he's in the hospital with a spoon up his nose.
I said M. n. M™️ to that guy at the bus stop. He ran like his pants were on fire.
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M. n. M™️ is when you're about to get knocked out and then fed to the seagulls
That guy just said M. n. M™️ to me. I'm gonna end up in the park with no face.
My little brother said M. n. M™️ to his friend. Now he's got a seagull for a pet.
My mom said M. n. M™️ to the neighbor. Now he's a seagull and he eats my dinner.
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M. n. M™️ is when you get the worst kind of beat down and then your face turns into a pancake
He said M. n. M™️ to me and now my face looks like a pancake. I'm gonna be a pancake for life.
My dog said M. n. M™️ to the mailman. Now the mailman is a pancake and he's stuck in the driveway.
I said M. n. M™️ to my sister. Now she's a pancake and she's crying in the kitchen.
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M. n. M™️ is when someone tells you they're gonna make you bleed and then steal your lunch money
He said M. n. M™️ to me and now I'm out of lunch money and I'm bleeding.
My sister said M. n. M™️ to my friend. Now he's bleeding and he lost his pizza.
That kid said M. n. M™️ to me. I'm bleeding and I lost my candy bar.
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M. n. M™️ is like telling someone you're gonna give them the worst kind of headache and then take their shoes
He said M. n. M™️ to me and now I have a headache and I lost my shoes.
My little brother said M. n. M™️ to his friend. Now he's got a headache and his shoes are gone.
I said M. n. M™️ to my neighbor. Now I have a headache and I lost my favorite sneakers.
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M. n. M™️ is when you tell someone you're gonna make them cry and then throw their ice cream in the trash
He said M. n. M™️ to me and now I'm crying and my ice cream is in the trash.
My sister said M. n. M™️ to my friend. He's crying and his ice cream is gone.
That kid said M. n. M™️ to me. I'm crying and my ice cream is trash.
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