m&m’s minis

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the only kind of m&m’s worth eating before you die
I’d rather eat m&m’s minis than my mom’s cooking any day.
I’m not alive until I get my m&m’s minis.
If I don’t get m&m’s minis, I’m gonna scream in your face.
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the tiny little m&m’s that make your day feel like a win
My day was bad until I ate m&m’s minis.
I had a bad test and then I ate m&m’s minis, so now I’m okay.
I cried yesterday, but m&m’s minis made me laugh today.
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the only m&m’s that don’t make you look like a fat kid
I eat m&m’s minis and still look cool.
I don’t care if I eat a whole bag, I still look good.
My friends say I eat too many, but I don’t care.
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