Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

He’s so confused he’s talking to himself like he’s trying to win a bet with a toaster

My brain’s gone full chaos mode and I’m arguing with my shadow

I’m talking to my dog and my dog’s ignoring me

I just said ‘m,m,m,m’ to my mom and she left the room

2

He’s so lost he thinks he’s in a cereal box and he’s trying to escape

I’m like a confused cereal piece and I can’t find the bowl

He’s stuck in a box and he’s screaming at the cereal

He’s trying to escape a box and he’s yelling ‘m,m,m,m’ at the walls

3

He’s so dumb he thinks the alphabet is a wrestling match and he’s in it

He’s wrestling with the alphabet and he’s losing badly

He’s trying to pin ‘M’ and it won’t stay down

He’s yelling ‘m,m,m,m’ like it’s a battle cry

4

He’s so high he thinks the moon is a pizza and he’s trying to eat it

He’s trying to bite the moon and it’s not working

He thinks the moon is a pizza and he’s yelling ‘m,m,m,m’ at it

He’s so high he’s eating the moon and it’s not even real

5

He’s so mad he thinks the traffic light is a bully and he’s fighting it

He’s yelling at the traffic light like it’s his nemesis

He’s fighting the traffic light and it’s not even on

He’s screaming ‘m,m,m,m’ at the red light like it owes him money

6

He’s so tired he thinks his bed is a spaceship and he’s trying to take off

He’s trying to launch his bed into space and it’s not working

He’s yelling ‘m,m,m,m’ like it’s a countdown to blastoff

He’s lying in his bed like it’s a rocket and he’s the captain

7

He’s so weird he thinks his socks are trying to escape and they’re fighting back

His socks are like tiny rebels and they won’t stay on

He’s yelling at his socks like they’re traitors

He’s screaming ‘m,m,m,m’ like it’s a sock war cry