Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Someone is blasting tunes on Myspace while chatting on MSN like they’re doing it for the glory of the internet and their mom.

Hey, I was on Myspace and MSN at the same time, I was living my best life.

I was on Myspace and MSN at the same time, I was basically a god.

I was on Myspace and MSN at the same time, I was the king of the internet.

2

Meet Mary and Mate. A Catholic version of animal sex, like the church got a little wild and let the animals get in on the action.

Meet Mary and Mate, it’s like a Catholic version of animal sex.

Meet Mary and Mate, the church let the animals have some fun.

Meet Mary and Mate, I’ve seen weirder things than this.

3

A cool award in a game when you kill six people super fast, like you’re a killing machine and the sound is like the letter M doing a dance.

I got Monster Kill, I was on fire.

I got Monster Kill, I was basically a monster.

I got Monster Kill, I killed six people like it was nothing.

4

When someone types a weird set of letters and symbols like they're trying to confuse the whole internet.

He typed M&M&M like he was trying to break the internet.

She typed M&M&M and it confused me for days.

They typed M&M&M and it looked like a cursed message.

5

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. A song by Xzibit that sounds like a punishment from a teacher.

I heard Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair and it sounded like a teacher’s nightmare.

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair is like getting punished by a teacher.

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair is the worst song ever, but it’s good.

6

No, it’s not. The most annoying thing ever when someone says it like they’re the only one who knows the truth.

No, it’s not. I swear, that’s the worst thing ever.

No, it’s not. I can’t stand it when people say that.

No, it’s not. Like, I know the truth and it’s not.

7

M,M,M,M,,M,M,M,M,M, he he. A stupid way to type like a confused kid who just woke up.

M,M,M,M,,M,M,M,M,M, he he. I saw that and I thought it was a joke.

M,M,M,M,,M,M,M,M,M, he he. Like, what even is that?

M,M,M,M,,M,M,M,M,M, he he. A confused kid’s typing.