M&Mism

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When you throw M&Ms at people like they owe you money and you’re not done until they’re bleeding from their ears.

I threw M&Ms at my cousin until he cried. Now he’s got a life sentence of candy in his head.

My boss threw M&Ms at me during the meeting. I got a paper cut from a green one.

I used M&Ms as a weapon in the cafeteria. The whole school ran away.

It’s when you hit people with M&Ms so hard, they think they’re in a candy factory explosion.

I hit my sister with M&Ms so hard, her hair turned brown. She said it was a new look.

My friend threw M&Ms at me like it was a fight. I got a mouth full of red ones.

At the party, I started a M&M war. Everyone got covered in pink.

It’s the art of using M&Ms to make people scream like they’ve seen a ghost and a monster at the same time.

I hit my brother with M&Ms until he screamed like he was on fire. It was glorious.

My mom used M&Ms to torture me. I now have a lifetime ban from the snack aisle.

During lunch, I threw M&Ms at my teacher. She had to leave the room.

It’s when you throw M&Ms so fast, people think you’re a candy cannon and they’re the target.

I threw M&Ms like a cannon. My friend got hit by 20 at once. He was crying.

I used M&Ms like a weapon. My dog ran away from me.

I hit my little brother with M&Ms. He got a mouth full of blue ones. He said it was the worst day ever.

It’s the madness of throwing M&Ms at people like they’re your enemy and you’re not going to stop until they’re covered in candy.

I threw M&Ms at my friend until he was covered in candy. He said he looked like a rainbow explosion.

My dad used M&Ms to fight me. He said it was a snack war.

I hit my neighbor with M&Ms. He now has a life sentence of candy.