M.M.I.L.F

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My Mother I'd Like to F***, but not in a cute way. Just a wild and messy way.

I saw my mom at the gas station and I got a hard on like I was 12 again.

My mom walked in wearing pajamas and I almost f***ed the whole house down.

My mom called me and said she was getting a divorce. I asked if I could be the new husband.

A married man I'd like to grab by the nuts and shake him like a soda can.

I saw my boss at the bar and I almost told him I was his biggest fan, with a side of f***ing.

My neighbor's husband walked by and I almost called the police to report a f***ing emergency.

My uncle came to town and I told him I was planning to take him on a vacation, to jail.