M.M.Gay

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A guy who does mixed martial arts just to show off his junk and make other guys hard.

He fought the whole match with no shirt on just to flex his abs.

He kept giving the other guy the eye and laughed when he got knocked down.

He did a spinning kick and said, 'This is for all the guys who don't know what they're missing.'

A homosexual who fights like a beast just to get a boner and make everyone else feel bad.

He knocked out his opponent and then flexed in front of the crowd.

He said, 'I don’t fight for medals, I fight for my pleasure.'

He wore a thong during the match and laughed when the ref said something about it.

A man who uses mixed martial arts as a way to flirt and make other guys feel like they're losing.

He winked at his opponent before the match started.

He kept saying, 'You’re gonna lose, and I’ll be the one you remember.'

He fought like a beast and then gave his opponent a kiss on the cheek.

A guy who fights in mixed martial arts just to look good and make other guys feel like fools.

He wore a tank top and said, 'This is my fighting uniform.'

He laughed at his opponent and said, 'You look like you haven’t showered in weeks.'

He kept checking his reflection in the mirror during the match.

A homosexual who uses mixed martial arts like a love letter to his audience and a slap to his enemies.

He fought the whole match with a smile and said, 'This is for all the guys who like me.'

He knocked out his opponent and then did a dance for the crowd.

He said, 'I don’t fight to win, I fight to make people feel good.'

A guy who fights like a madman just to get attention and make other guys feel like they’re not good enough.

He screamed at his opponent and said, 'You’re not even worthy of fighting me.'

He kicked his opponent and then did a little happy dance.

He said, 'I fight for the people who believe in me.'