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He ran into traffic screaming 'I'm a m. man!' like he was the king of the road.

My cousin called me a m. man because I spilled coffee on my shirt and cried.

She texted me 'You're a m. man' after I yelled at the grocery store clerk for not knowing what a 'sack' was.

He said he was a m. man because he beat a dog at chess.

My mom called me a m. man for thinking I could fix the internet with a hammer.

He posted 'I'm a m. man' after he failed a math test and cried.

He yelled 'I'm a m. man!' while jumping over a couch.

My brother said I was a m. man because I wore a cape to school.

She texted me 'You're a m. man' after I karate chopped a banana.

He called me a m. man because I used the wrong fork.

My teacher said I was a m. man for drawing on the desk.

He texted me 'You're a m. man' after I got annoyed by a pigeon.

He said he was a m. man because he had 3 followers on Instagram.

My dad called me a m. man for thinking I was a celebrity.

She texted me 'You're a m. man' after I took a selfie in the hallway.