M.M.A.D.D

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A gang of salty soccer moms who want to put drunk drivers in jail and give them the worst punishment imaginable because their kids got run over by a meathead who couldn't tell a beer from a soda.
'I'm not just a mom, I'm a war general. And this meathead is my first enemy.'
'If you drink and drive, I'll personally take you out in my minivan.'
'My son is gone. Your license is gone. Your life is gone.'
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A group of angry moms who think drunk drivers should be thrown in a lake and left to drown because they killed their kids and they don't even know how to park.
'I’m not just mad, I’m a tsunami of rage.'
'You think you’re cool? I’ve seen your kid’s body in a ditch.'
'You drank. You drove. You died. And you’re still a disgrace.'
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A bunch of angry moms who want to make drunk drivers suffer because they lost their kids to a meatball who couldn’t tell a beer from a meatball.
'I'm not just a mom. I'm a walking lawsuit.'
'You’re not just drunk. You’re a menace.'
'If you drink and drive, I’ll come to your house and take your kids.'
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