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mom is so angry she might throw dad out the window.
Mom just yelled at dad for eating the last slice of pizza.
Dad tried to sneak out the back door but mom caught him.
Mom is currently wearing dad’s socks as a hat.
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dad is getting the full mom special, the angry kind.
Dad said he’d eat the pizza later, mom said later is never.
Mom is texting dad a list of things he did wrong.
Dad is now wearing a hat made of pizza boxes.
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mom is so mad she might start a fight in the grocery store.
Mom yelled at dad in front of the cereal aisle.
Dad tried to buy chocolate, mom said it was a waste of money.
Mom is now arguing with the cashier about dad’s choices.
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