M.M.A.

I got stuck at Massachusetts Maritime Academy, it was like being trapped in a locker with a dead rat

My cousin went there and now he talks like a sailor who was beaten with a mop

That school is so bad, they made a boat out of trash and called it a class project

I watched Man on Man Action and it was like watching my brother fight my dad for the last slice of pizza

My dog watched Man on Man Action and started barking at the TV like it was a real enemy

I got into a Man on Man Action with my neighbor and now we both have black eyes and a grudge