M.M. Optimization

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Figuring out how to spend your time in 'M. M.' and your real life so you don't totally screw up your friends and family.

I got a 90 on my math test but still failed my life because I didn't call my mom.

My 'M. M.' time is 10 minutes of video games and 5 minutes of eating pizza.

I had to leave my best friend's party because I was too busy watching TikTok.

Trying to balance your dumb 'M. M.' stuff with your real life so you don't end up completely alone.

I had a date but left to watch a YouTube video.

My 'M. M.' is just me yelling at my phone.

I told my friend I'd meet him at lunch but ended up eating cereal for dinner.

Making sure you spend enough time in 'M. M.' and real life so your friends don't think you're a total disaster.

I told my brother I'd help him with homework but I was too busy playing Fortnite.

My 'M. M.' time is just me eating chips and watching cat videos.

I had a test but skipped it to post a selfie on Instagram.

Learning how to split your 'M. M.' time and real life so your friends don't totally give up on you.

I said I'd go to the movies but ended up watching a livestream instead.

My 'M. M.' is just me scrolling through my phone like a complete idiot.

I got grounded because I didn't do my homework but still watched 5 hours of TikTok.

Balancing your dumb 'M. M.' stuff with the real world so your friends don't think you're completely brain dead.

I had a math test but spent the whole time playing a video game.

My 'M. M.' is me eating pizza and watching memes.

I told my friend I'd come to his house but ended up eating cereal and watching YouTube.

Trying to get your 'M. M.' time and real life to work together so your friends don't think you're a total mess.

I said I'd help my friend with his project but I was too busy playing a video game.

My 'M. M.' is me eating chips and watching TikTok all day.

I skipped my lunch to post a picture on Instagram.