M.M. ( my mess, my man)

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My mess, my man is the guy who made me feel like I was on fire every time he kissed me. He's like a hot dog vendor who also knows how to dance and swear like a sailor.
He said, 'You're my mess, my man, and I ain't leaving you for a hot dog.'
I texted him, 'You're my mess, my man, and I'm gonna beat you up if you don't come back.'
He DM'd me, 'You're my mess, my man, and I'm gonna make you my wife.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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M. M. is the guy who made me feel like I was special. He's not rich, but he's got more swagger than a pizza delivery guy who thinks he's a rockstar.
He said, 'You're my mess, my man, and I'm gonna be your forever boy.'
I posted, 'My mess, my man, is the best thing that ever happened to me.'
He texted me, 'You're my mess, my man, and I'm gonna make you my queen.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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My mess, my man is the guy who makes me feel like I'm the main character in a movie. He's got the voice of a truck driver and the heart of a kid who still believes in magic.
He said, 'You're my mess, my man, and I'm gonna marry you in a junkyard.'
I sent him, 'You're my mess, my man, and I'm gonna beat up your ex.'
He DM'd me, 'You're my mess, my man, and I'm gonna take you on a road trip.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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