M&M [Insert Act]

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M&M is when you smoke weed and jerk off before doing anything else. It's like your brain says, 'I'm not doing this unless I get high and come.'

I stayed up until 3 AM doing M&M because I didn't feel like doing my homework.

He did M&M before the Zoom call and forgot to turn on his camera.

She did M&M before the test and got a 100% because she was too distracted.

M&M is when you get high and then do your business. It's like your brain is saying, 'I'm not doing this unless I get stoned and blow my load.'

He did M&M before the meeting and showed up with a smile and no pants.

She did M&M before her mom came in and said, 'What is that smell?'

They did M&M before the game and lost because they were too distracted.

M&M is when you get high, jerk off, and then do something else. It's like your brain is saying, 'I need to be high and cum before I can do this.'

He did M&M before the presentation and forgot his slides.

She did M&M before the date and showed up with a grin and a boner.

They did M&M before the party and got kicked out because they were too loud.

M&M is when you get high and then do your thing. It's like your brain says, 'I need to be high and cum before I can do anything else.'

He did M&M before the class and fell asleep in the middle of the lecture.

She did M&M before the interview and said, 'I can't remember my own name.'

They did M&M before the test and got every question wrong because they were too distracted.

M&M is when you smoke weed and then get a boner. It's like your brain is saying, 'I'm not doing this unless I get stoned and blow my load.'

He did M&M before the meeting and said, 'I can't focus because I'm too high.'

She did M&M before the date and showed up with a grin and a hard-on.

They did M&M before the game and lost because they were too distracted.