M&M Club

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The M&M Club is for guys who eat like beasts and act like jerks. They’re the ones who laugh at your problems while eating a whole bag of chips.
"I’m not being mean, I’m just being M&M."
He joined the club because he eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.
My brother’s in the M&M Club. He once threw a sandwich at a teacher.
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The M&M Club is a group of guys who eat too much and cause too much trouble. They’re loud, they’re messy, and they don’t care.
"I joined the M&M Club because I like to eat and fight at the same time."
The M&M Club member next door screamed at the mailman and ate a whole cake.
My friend got in the M&M Club by eating pizza for breakfast and yelling at his mom.
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The M&M Club is for guys who eat like pigs and act like bullies. They’re the reason your lunch was stolen and your snack was eaten.
"I’m in the M&M Club because I eat like a pig and bully like a pro."
The M&M Club guy in my class stole my chips and called me a wimp.
My cousin joined the M&M Club because he eats donuts for lunch and calls teachers "dumb."
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The M&M Club is where guys go to eat a lot and cause a lot of trouble. They don’t care about rules, they just care about snacks and chaos.
"I joined the M&M Club because I eat snacks and break rules."
The M&M Club guy in my group broke the table and ate the whole pizza.
My neighbor joined the M&M Club because he eats pizza and fights with his brother.
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The M&M Club is for guys who eat like monsters and act like fools. They laugh at your problems and eat your lunch.
"I’m in the M&M Club because I eat like a monster and act like a fool."
The M&M Club member in my class ate my lunch and called me a crybaby.
My brother joined the M&M Club because he eats ice cream for breakfast and calls teachers "old."
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The M&M Club is where guys go to eat a lot and make a lot of noise. They’re loud, they’re messy, and they never shut up.
"I joined the M&M Club because I eat a lot and talk a lot."
The M&M Club guy in my class screamed at the teacher and ate the whole snack bar.
My friend joined the M&M Club because he eats burgers for dinner and yells at his mom.
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