Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Meeting, making out, and massive amounts of Catholic guilt. Like when you're in confession and you realize you're a sinner.

I tried to m$m my cousin in the church basement. He told the priest.

My mom said I was being too loud during m$m. She called the Vatican.

My priest said m$m is a sin. I said, 'Then why are you doing it?'

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2

When you're too lazy to get off your butt and just listen to music on Myspace while chatting on MSN.

I was m$m-ing all day. My mom said I was a zombie.

I was m$m-ing so much my laptop overheated.

I m$m-ed through lunch. My mom said I didn't eat.

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3

Candy that looks like little balls of joy, but they’re just colored sugar with a chocolate center. Some have peanuts. Some don’t. Some are just a mess.

I ate 20 M&Ms and my pants got stained.

My brother said M&Ms are the candy version of a bad decision.

I tried to eat M&Ms with my hands. My fingers got sticky.

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4

A face that looks like it's happy, but it's actually just a rock fan hiding their true feelings.

My friend made a smiley to show he liked rock music. I said, 'You're just sad.'

I drew a smiley on my arm and told my brother it was a rock sign.

I saw a smiley on a wall. I knew it was a rock fan.

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5

A face that looks like it's headbanging, but it’s just someone pretending they’re at a concert.

My brother made an emotioncon and said he was headbanging. I said, 'You're just being loud.'

I drew an emotioncon on my desk. My teacher said I was being weird.

I saw an emotioncon on a shirt. I knew it was fake.

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6

A love story gone wrong. Michaila still likes Marshawn, but Marshawn is too busy being a drama queen to notice.

Michaila texted Marshawn and said, 'I still like you.' He said, 'I'm too busy being dramatic.'

Michaila and Marshawn broke up. He said, 'I'm too dramatic for you.'

Michaila still texts Marshawn every day. He says, 'I'm too busy being a drama queen.'

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7

Snack for the fat kids who don't care about calories. It's just a mix of everything and nothing.

My brother ate trail mix for breakfast. I said, 'You're going to be a fat kid.'

I tried to eat trail mix and it was like eating a whole bag of snacks.

Trail mix is just a snack for people who don't care about their weight.

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