M'Lottd

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So drunk you’re talking nonsense but still standing and trying to look cool.
I drank six beers and still tried to dance. I’m M'Lottd.
He said he was fine, then fell into a bush. M'Lottd much.
She texted me ‘I’m literally a ghost’ and then vomited. M'Lottd confirmed.
2
Blacked out drunk but still able to walk and say stupid things.
He passed out but kept talking about his ex. M'Lottd level.
I ate three pizzas and still could walk. M'Lottd for sure.
She forgot her name but remembered mine. M'Lottd magic.
3
So wasted you’re like a drunk zombie, still moving but making no sense.
He walked into a wall and said ‘that was a challenge.’ M'Lottd.
She told me she was a ninja. M'Lottd, for real.
He tried to sing but it sounded like a goat. M'Lottd much.
4
So drunk you're a walking disaster but still talking like you're the king of the world.
He fell off a chair and said ‘I rule this party.’ M'Lottd.
She yelled at the moon and called it a ‘bad friend.’ M'Lottd confirmed.
He tried to do a karate chop and fell over. M'Lottd legend.
5
So drunk you're talking nonsense but still standing and looking like a fool.
He said the fridge was his best friend. M'Lottd.
She told me she was a spaceship. M'Lottd for sure.
He tried to do a dance and fell into a puddle. M'Lottd confirmed.
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Drunk like a fish out of water, still standing and making stupid comments.
He said the pizza was ‘judging him.’ M'Lottd much.
She told me she was a vampire. M'Lottd for real.
He tried to talk to a plant and it died. M'Lottd confirmed.
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