m'laria

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it’s malaria, but with a side of sass and a mosquito that thinks it’s a diplomat

You’re not getting out of this meeting. You’ve got m'laria, and I’m not letting you fake it.

My boss gave me m'laria during a Zoom call. I had to pretend I was just tired.

My grandma says she got m'laria from a mosquito who had a PhD.

malaria, but the mosquito is wearing a suit and has a coffee in hand

I got m'laria at the office party. The mosquito had a cocktail and a smirk.

My teacher said I got m'laria from a mosquito who was too fancy to bite me normally.

My mom said the mosquito who gave me m'laria was just trying to be polite.

it’s like malaria, but the mosquito is giving you a lecture and a bad grade

My math teacher gave me m'laria instead of a pop quiz. I failed both.

The mosquito gave me m'laria and told me I was a bad student.

I got m'laria from a mosquito who said, 'You didn’t even study for this.'