M'laina

She showed up with a glitter bomb and a taco. I got glitter in my hair and a taco that was still warm. I cried.

I tried to impress her with my new sneaker collection. She laughed so hard she threw up on my shoes.

She texted me: 'Your face is worse than my uncle's toe fungus.' I died.

She said I was 'a sad little cloud' and I believed her. I cried in the bathroom.

She posted a picture of me with a caption: 'This is what happens when you forget to brush your teeth.' I went home and cried in my bed.

She told me I was 'a sad little cloud with a bad attitude.' I threw my sandwich at her.

I didn't bring candy to lunch. She made me eat a whole bag of sour patch kids. I cried.

She threatened to tell my mom I was 'a bad boy who eats sour patch kids for breakfast.' I gave her a Snickers bar.

She said I was 'a sad little cloud with a bad attitude and no candy.' I cried in the hallway.