m'joke

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a joke so wild it makes your brain hurt and your momma swear at the sky

My dog just ate my homework and then did a backflip

My teacher said I failed because I drew a mustache on the principal

My sister told a joke so bad it made my uncle cry

a laughable moment that makes you want to scream and throw your socks at the wall

My friend tried to tell a joke and it was just a list of numbers

My dad said he was a wizard and then fell off the couch

My cat tried to explain quantum physics and then licked my face

a situation so stupid it makes your eyes roll back and your tongue taste like regret

My brother said he was a superhero and his power was sneezing

My mom tried to cook and set the house on fire

My teacher asked me to write a poem about a talking potato

a joke so dumb it could make a grown man cry and a baby laugh

My dog tried to talk and said 'bacon' repeatedly

My uncle told a joke about socks and it lasted for 2 hours

My dad said he was a time traveler and he came from the future where everyone wears socks on their hands

a joke so bad it could make your brain explode and your momma start a riot

My teacher told a joke about math and it was longer than my homework

My brother tried to tell a joke and it was just a list of his favorite snacks

My mom told a joke that made my dad start crying and my sister laugh so hard she fell off the couch