M+J

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Oh My Jesus is like the worst version of OMG. You use it when something is so bad or so good it makes you want to scream Jeessssus like you’re in a church choir.
Oh My Jesus, my math test was a 27 out of 100!
Oh My Jesus, I just got yelled at by my mom and my principal.
Oh My Jesus, I ate six donuts and now I feel like a donut monster.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Nuthin Much Just Chillin is a lie. You’re not chillin. You’re just hiding from life and pretending you’re not a total failure.
Nuthin Much Just Chillin, bro. I’m just hiding from my life.
Nuthin Much Just Chillin. I just failed my history test again.
Nuthin Much Just Chillin. I’m just being a total lazy ass.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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M+J is a gang of four idiots who spend their entire lives drawing weird stuff on the board and signing it L double M J before running out of the school like they’re being chased by the police.
M+J just drew a giant fart on the board and signed it L double M J.
M+J drew a cat wearing a crown and then ran out of the art room like they were being chased.
M+J drew a dragon eating a pizza and then signed it like they were the king of the art room.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Meant to be together means you fight like cats and dogs but still end up together because you’re too dumb to stay apart.
They were fighting like cats and dogs but still ended up together.
They broke up five times but still came back like they were in a love triangle.
They fought over a donut but still ended up together.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Just masturbating is when you’re doing something that is literally just touching yourself and pretending it’s a big deal.
Just masturbating in the hallway like no one is watching.
Just masturbating during class and pretending you’re a total genius.
Just masturbating on the bus and no one even noticed.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A sexy-ass mo fo who don’t f around is someone who’s so hot they could probably get away with anything, and they probably do.
That sexy-ass mo fo just walked in and my heart stopped.
That mo fo is so hot, I think I just melted.
That mo fo is in the pool and I think I just died.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you’re confused but you still walk to the bus together and hug like you’re in love but you’re just too scared to say you’re friends.
They were confused but still walked to the bus together and hugged like they were in love.
They didn’t talk but walked to the bus and hugged like they were best friends.
They were confused but still hugged like they were soulmates.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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