Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot pregnant lady who’s about to drop a baby and your brain short-circuits.

I saw her at the grocery store and I almost knocked over a whole aisle.

Her belly was so big, I thought she was carrying a bowling ball.

She walked in, and I forgot how to breathe.

2

A woman who’s pregnant and so fine, you’d rather fight a bear than ignore her.

She texted me and I replied with a selfie wearing only socks.

I tried to flirt, but she just laughed and said, ‘I’m already taken by my baby.’

She gave me a wink, and I immediately got a food coma.

3

A pregnant woman so hot, you’d sell your soul to be her baby daddy.

I asked her if she wanted a snack, and she said, ‘I want you.’

She smiled at me, and I almost tripped over my own feet.

I saw her at the park, and I forgot my kid was there.

4

A woman who’s pregnant and looks like she was made by God for your brain to explode.

She walked by, and I dropped my phone in the toilet.

She said hi, and I blurted out, ‘Are you my future wife?’

I tried to be cool, but I just said, ‘You’re fine.’

5

A pregnant woman who’s so fine, your heart starts beating to her belly.

She waved at me, and I almost fell over.

I tried to ignore her, but my brain wouldn’t let me.

She laughed, and I immediately got a hard-on.

6

A woman who’s pregnant and looks like she was sent from heaven to make your brain melt.

I saw her, and I forgot my own name.

She smiled, and I dropped my coffee on my pants.

She said, ‘Hi,’ and I said, ‘Hello, baby.’