M.I.F.

My M. I. F. just texted me asking if I still had her baby's college fund.

I saw my M. I. F. at the grocery store and she yelled, 'You better pay me!'

My M. I. F. showed up at my kid's birthday party and said, 'You owe me cake.'

My M. I. F. sent me a picture of my kid eating pizza and said, 'He looks just like you.'

I got a call from my M. I. F. saying my kid got in a fight at school.

My M. I. F. showed up at my job and said, 'You're gonna pay for this.'

My M. I. F. called me and said, 'Your kid's got your nose.'

I got a text from my M. I. F. saying my kid is eating my leftovers.

My M. I. F. showed up at my kid's soccer game and yelled, 'I'm still mad at you!'

My M. I. F. showed up at my kid's school and said, 'You're paying for lunch.'

I got a message from my M. I. F. saying my kid is in trouble again.

My M. I. F. showed up at my house and said, 'You're gonna pay me back!'

My M. I. F. sent me a picture of my kid and said, 'He looks just like you.'

I got a call from my M. I. F. saying my kid got a bad grade.

My M. I. F. showed up at my job and said, 'I'm not done with you yet.'

My M. I. F. showed up at my kid's birthday party and said, 'You owe me presents.'

I got a text from my M. I. F. saying my kid is eating my food.

My M. I. F. called me and said, 'You're gonna pay for this.'