M'ield

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The amount of milk you squeeze out of a cow before it gives up and starts screaming.

My cow gave me 10 gallons of M'ield before it started crying.

The farmer got 25 gallons of M'ield from that cow. It was a miracle.

That cow gave me M'ield like it was going out of style.

The amount of milk you get from a cow before it calls you a bad name and walks away.

That cow gave me 12 gallons of M'ield and told me I was a lousy milker.

The M'ield was so good, I almost felt bad for the cow.

My cow gave me M'ield and said I had the worst hands ever.

The amount of milk you get before the cow starts eyeing you like you owe it money.

That cow gave me 8 gallons of M'ield and looked like it was about to charge me interest.

The M'ield was nice, but the cow's attitude was worse.

I got 15 gallons of M'ield and the cow gave me the stink eye.

The amount of milk you get from a cow before it starts thinking about getting a lawyer.

That cow gave me M'ield and said it was going to sue me for the pain.

I got 10 gallons of M'ield and the cow said it wanted a settlement.

The M'ield was good, but the cow had a whole list of demands.

The amount of milk you get before the cow starts questioning your life choices.

That cow gave me 9 gallons of M'ield and asked why I was still single.

The M'ield was great, but the cow was judging me.

I got 12 gallons of M'ield and the cow asked if I had a plan in life.