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A phone that you use to look up stupid stuff and waste time instead of doing your job.

I got a text from my boss: 'Why are you still on TikTok? You’re supposed to be working!'

My mom called me: 'You’ve been on Instagram for 3 hours! When are you gonna stop being a lazy bum?'

I texted my friend: 'I just looked up how to tie my shoes on YouTube. I’m not even embarrassed.'

A fancy name for a phone that lets you waste money on apps you don’t need.

I just spent $5 on a game that I’ll play once and then forget about.

My dad bought me a phone for my birthday, and now he’s mad I spent $10 on a soda app.

I downloaded 100 apps just to find out that 99 of them are garbage.

A device that lets you look up answers instead of thinking for yourself.

I asked my friend a question, and he just looked it up on his phone instead of telling me.

I used my phone to find out how to do my math homework instead of paying attention in class.

I looked up the answer to a question and then forgot what the question was.

A phone that lets you pretend you're important even though you're just scrolling through nonsense.

I was pretending to be busy at work, but I was just scrolling through memes the whole time.

My friend texted me: 'Are you even alive? You haven’t responded to me in 2 hours!'

I got a notification and immediately dropped everything to look at it.

A phone that you use to ignore people and avoid real life.

I ignored my mom’s call because I was too busy playing a game.

My friend texted me 10 times, and I didn’t reply because I was too busy watching a video.

I got a message from my teacher saying, 'You need to stop being a ghost in class.'