M/F/V/D

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a fancy way to say 'guys, ladies, old farts, and people who can't walk right' all in one go

Why do we need M/F/V/D? Can't we just say 'everyone'?

I'm not applying for M/F/V/D, I'm applying for 'everyone who isn't me'!

M/F/V/D? That's just code for 'we don't care who shows up, as long as they don't stink'

a list that tries to include everyone but forgets to include the people who are actually funny

M/F/V/D? That’s just a way to say 'we'll take anyone, even if they’re loud and weird'!

I’m not M/F/V/D, I’m just the one who won’t shut up during the meeting.

They added M/F/V/D, but they forgot to add 'people who don’t know how to read'.

a list that’s supposed to be easy, but it just makes everything harder

M/F/V/D? That’s just a way to make the sign-up form look like a math test.

Why do we need M/F/V/D? I just want to sign up and go home.

I picked M/F/V/D, and now I have to explain why I’m not just a ‘lady’.

a group of people who think they’re special just because they checked a box

M/F/V/D? I checked all of them, I’m basically a superhero now.

I’m not M/F/V/D, I’m just the one who doesn’t know how to pick one.

Why do we need M/F/V/D? It’s just a way to make everyone feel like they’re in a contest.

a list that makes you feel like you’re in a fight with the government just to get in

M/F/V/D, sounds like a list from a prison form.

I picked M/F/V/D, and now I have to prove I’m not a robot.

They added M/F/V/D, but I’m still not sure what that means.

a list that's meant to help, but it just makes things worse

M/F/V/D, sounds like a way to make everything harder.

I’m not M/F/V/D, I’m just the one who didn’t read the instructions.

They added M/F/V/D, but I still don’t know what to pick.