M.F.P

My math test was an M. F. P. I got a 37% and cried in the hallway.

My sister's dog ate my homework. That was an M. F. P. I had to write it all again.

My mom yelled at me for 2 hours. That was the M. F. P. of the week.

My teacher is an M. F. P. She failed me for talking too much.

My neighbor is an M. F. P. She always yells at my dog.

My cousin is an M. F. P. She took my snack during lunch.