M.F.A certified

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M. F. A certified means you’re a full-time ass-kicker with a degree in pain.

My dog is M. F. A certified. He bit a cop and a donut.

I got M. F. A certified after I flipped a table and a waiter.

My brother is M. F. A certified. He fought three guys at a pizza place.

M. F. A certified is when you’re so tough you could beat a flamingo in a bar fight.

I’m M. F. A certified. I once beat a flamingo in a bar fight.

My cousin got M. F. A certified after he threw a punch at a chicken.

That guy is M. F. A certified. He beat up a mailbox and a ghost.

M. F. A certified means you’re a certified pain machine with a side of drama.

I’m M. F. A certified. I kicked a door and cried about it.

My friend got M. F. A certified after she screamed at a traffic light.

That kid is M. F. A certified. He fought a robot and failed math.