m.f. it

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A loud, short way to say mother fuck. People use it when they're really mad or super annoyed. It’s like yelling 'dang it' but way more aggressive.
M. F. it! My toast is burnt and my coffee is cold.
M. F. it! I missed my bus again.
M. F. it! My dog ate my homework.
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Short for mother fucker. You use it when you're talking about someone who is really rude or annoying. It’s like calling someone a jerk but with extra swear words.
That m. f. cut me off in traffic!
My brother is such an m. f.
She just called me an m. f. in front of my whole class.
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The girl you're sneaking around with. You don't want anyone to know about her unless you need more sex. She's like a secret side dish to your main meal.
I'm with my m. f. it. I don't want my mom to find out.
She’s my m. f. it, and she knows all my secrets.
My m. f. it is here, and I’m hiding from my dad.
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A smelly, gross spot in your fridge where all your old food goes to die. It smells like old pizza and bad decisions.
I found a dead sandwich in the m. f. it.
My m. f. it is full of moldy bread and expired milk.
Don’t open the m. f. it. It might kill you.
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A famous actor who looks like he just walked out of a horror movie. He’s the guy who screams in every movie he’s in.
That guy in the movie? He’s the m. f. it.
I saw the m. f. it in my favorite horror movie.
The m. f. it is my favorite actor.
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A cool guy named Danny who is also a mother fucker. He’s like the best friend you never had.
My friend Danny is the m. f. it.
That m. f. it just showed up at my house.
I’m with the m. f. it and he’s the best.
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A fancy way to say sexy mother fucker. It’s like saying someone is hot and rude all at the same time.
She’s the m. f. it and I want her.
That guy is the m. f. it and I’m jealous.
The m. f. it walked in and I was immediately smitten.
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