M.F. Danny

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The worst kind of mother fucker who also happens to be named Danny.
Danny got in a fight over a bag of chips. No one won.
I saw Danny throw a pizza at a cop. It hit the cop in the face.
Danny called my mom a bad word. Then he called my dad a worse one.
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A guy who makes your mom swear so hard she forgets how to breathe.
Danny made my mom yell at the sky. It was scary.
Danny told my mom a joke. It was so bad, it made her cry.
Danny gave my mom a headache. Then he gave her a foot massage. She still yelled.
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Danny is the reason your mom is always tired and always mad.
Danny stayed up all night eating cereal. My mom was up too.
Danny made my mom clean his room. It was a nightmare.
Danny told my mom a secret. It was a bad one.
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