M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

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A super gross STD that makes your junk look like a blackened swamp with boils popping out everywhere. It’s so bad it lives in your dirty underwear and can kill you if you don’t wear pants.
My uncle got M. E. D. Z. A. R. P. T. H. from a sock that was never washed again.
My friend’s dog got it from licking the toilet.
I got it from my mom’s old gym socks.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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It’s like having a swamp in your crotch that explodes every time you laugh. You can catch it from anywhere, even from a fart.
My teacher got it from the school’s toilet.
My sister’s cat got it from licking the carpet.
I got it from my dad’s old socks.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Your junk turns black and starts boiling like a pot on a fire. It’s so bad it can spread through the air like a curse from hell.
My dad got it from a gym sock that had been left in a locker for 20 years.
My grandma got it from her neighbor’s dog.
I got it from my brother’s old gym sock.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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It’s like your junk is covered in black sludge and boils. It can come out of nowhere and kill you if you don’t wear pants.
My dog got it from licking the school’s floor.
I got it from my dad’s gym sock.
My neighbor’s cat got it from the neighbor’s toilet.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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It’s the worst STD ever. Your junk turns black, boils pop up everywhere, and it can kill you if you don’t wear pants.
I got it from my brother’s old sock.
My dog got it from licking the gym floor.
My grandma got it from her neighbor’s dog.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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It’s like having a black swamp inside your crotch that explodes. It lives in your gym socks and can kill you if you don’t wear pants.
I got it from my brother’s gym sock.
My dog got it from licking the gym floor.
My teacher got it from the school’s toilet.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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