m'dream

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the total happiness you feel when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain shut down like it’s on fire
'M'dream' he said that like it was a miracle
I laughed so hard I peed my pants
My brain died and came back as a toaster
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when someone’s words are so good they make you feel like you just won the lottery and your mom finally stopped yelling at you
'M'dream' I felt like I was on top of the world
My mom stopped yelling and started singing
I ate three burgers and still felt happy
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the moment you hear something so dumb it’s like your brain just took a punch to the face and cried
'M'dream' my face hurt from laughing
I cried because I was so happy
My brain took a punch and now it’s sore
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when you’re so happy because someone said something stupid it’s like your brain just exploded and became a disco ball
'M'dream' my brain exploded and danced
I laughed so hard I lost my shoes
Now my brain is a disco ball and it’s shining bright
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when you hear something so dumb it makes your brain feel like it just got hit by a bus and started singing
'M'dream' my brain got hit by a bus and started singing
I laughed so hard I snorted coffee
Now my brain is a bus and it’s singing opera
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when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain feel like it just won the lottery and started doing yoga
'M'dream' my brain won the lottery and did yoga
I was so happy I started doing handstands
My brain is now a yoga instructor and it’s very cool
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