M.D.I.B

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M. D. I. B means my dick is big. It came from some dudes in New Jersey who bragged about their meat like it was a competition.
Bro, I just got a 10 out of 10 at the club. M. D. I. B.
My cousin tried to flex. M. D. I. B. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
I told my mom I was going to the store. M. D. I. B. I never came back.
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M. D. I. B is short for my dick is big. Ohio friends made it a clan in MW2. Girls joined with mViT, meaning my vagina is tight. We said it when we didn’t care because we were big in the pants.
I ate 10 tacos and still said M. D. I. B. I was full and proud.
My ex said I was annoying. I said M. D. I. B. and left.
I got a B on my math test. M. D. I. B. I didn’t care.
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