Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who patches her clothes with duct tape and dreams of being rich while wearing socks two days in a row.

I’m not broke, I’m just M’Dam.

My outfit is a war crime, but I look fabulous.

I fixed my pants with a hairpin and a curse.

2

A person who wears last season’s fashion and still thinks they’re the trendsetter.

I wore my brother’s old shirt and now I’m famous.

My grandma’s hand-me-downs are better than your designer clothes.

I’m not lazy, I’m just M’Dam.

3

Someone who has no money, no style, and still manages to be the most annoying person in the room.

I ate cereal for dinner and I look good doing it.

I wore my gym pants to work and no one noticed.

I fixed my shoe with a sock and a prayer.

4

A girl who has no money, but still thinks she’s the queen of the world.

I didn’t buy my shirt, I stole it.

I wore my brother’s old socks and I still look fabulous.

I fixed my dress with a Band-Aid and a curse.

5

A person who has no money, no fashion sense, and still thinks they’re the most important person in the room.

I wore my dog’s old shirt and I still look good.

I fixed my pants with a shoelace and a lot of swearing.

I didn’t have money, I had M’Dam.

6

A girl who lives in the past and still thinks she’s rich.

I wore my grandma’s dress and I still look amazing.

I fixed my coat with a sock and a prayer.

I think I’m rich, but I’m just M’Dam.