M.C. Bammer

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MC Bammer is when something is so good it feels like you just got hit with a bag of weed and a compliment at the same time. Or when it’s so bad it’s like you were promised a pizza and got a plate of burnt toast.
That weed was MC Bammer. I felt like I was floating on cloud nine and then fell into a pit of regret.
This concert was MC Bammer. I was high and then got yelled at by a security guard.
That DM was MC Bammer. I thought I was getting a love letter and got a lecture about my bad grades.
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MC Bammer is like when your day starts off with a bang and ends with a punch to the gut. It can be a good thing or the worst thing you ever had to deal with.
That party was MC Bammer. I went in thinking it was going to be chill, and I left thinking I was going to jail.
That weed was MC Bammer. I felt like I was on fire and then realized I was just sweating.
That test was MC Bammer. I studied all week and got a D.
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MC Bammer is when you think you're getting a good deal and then realize you were tricked into buying a whole lot of bad stuff.
That weed was MC Bammer. I thought it was going to make me rich, and it just made me sick.
That concert was MC Bammer. I paid $100 and got a view of the stage from the ceiling.
That DM was MC Bammer. I thought I was going to get a date and got a reminder about my mom’s birthday.
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MC Bammer is when something is so crazy it makes your brain feel like it's getting hit with a mop and a punch at the same time. It can be good or it can be the worst thing ever.
That weed was MC Bammer. I thought I was going to be a king and got a migraine.
That test was MC Bammer. I studied all week and got a C.
That DM was MC Bammer. I thought I was going to get a love letter and got a reminder that my dad is coming home.
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MC Bammer is like when you think you're going to win and then realize you just lost in the most embarrassing way possible.
That concert was MC Bammer. I thought I was going to be on stage and got stuck behind a soda machine.
That weed was MC Bammer. I thought I was going to be a legend and got stuck in a room with my cousin.
That DM was MC Bammer. I thought I was going to get a date and got a reminder that my mom is mad at me.
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MC Bammer is when something is so good or so bad it makes you want to either cry or laugh until your face turns red.
That weed was MC Bammer. I felt like I was floating on a cloud and then fell into a pit of regret.
That test was MC Bammer. I studied all week and got a D.
That DM was MC Bammer. I thought I was going to get a love letter and got a reminder that my dog is sick.
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