Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A computer made by Microsoft and their dumb friends to control you and steal your freedom. It betrays you every time you try to do something cool.

My new M$C is so broken, it won't even let me watch my favorite show.

Microsoft and the government teamed up to make me a slave to this stupid computer.

I got this M$C and now I can't even pirate a movie without crying.

2

The most annoying, gay, and clueless person ever. They think they're cool, but they're just a big loser.

M$C is in my class and he still thinks he's the best at Fortnite.

M$C just cried because his mom said no to pizza.

M$C tried to propose to me and I laughed in his face.

3

When you're so old and dumb that you forget everything. You can't even remember your own name half the time.

My grandpa has Low Marble Count, he forgot where he put his keys again.

I have Low Marble Count, I left my phone in the fridge again.

My teacher said I have Low Marble Count because I forgot to do my homework.

4

So broke that even the U. S. A. after Bush looks rich. You’re basically a pile of trash.

This company is so broke, they got sued by a kid.

This guy went bankrupt so fast, it looked like a fire happened.

That restaurant went bankrupt so hard, it cried.

5

Shut up or I will punch you in the face. Simple as that.

Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep.

Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to eat my pizza.

Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to think.

6

Pimps making cash, mind control, and lots of chicks. They’re cool, they’re rich, and they’re the best.

M$C is like a pimp, he’s got more money than me.

M$C has mind control, he makes me do his homework.

M$C has so many chicks, he’s got a whole squad.

7

A motorcycle club from California. They’re tough, they’re rich, and they don’t take any shit.

JUS BROTHERS is a motorcycle club and they’re tough.

JUS BROTHERS is based in California and they’re rich.

JUS BROTHERS don’t take any shit from anyone.