Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Microsoft's mess. It's like they threw a party and nobody told the guests there was no food.

I tried to install Windows and now my computer is screaming.

My laptop looks like a landfill after a Microsoft update.

I opened a file and it asked me 17 questions before it worked.

2

Microsoft's mess. It's like they stuck a sock in your mouth and told you to dance.

My computer started doing the cha-cha after a Microsoft update.

I clicked one button and now I have three windows open and no idea why.

I tried to print a document and it asked me if I wanted to play a game first.

3

Microsoft's mess. It's like they gave you a headache and called it a gift.

I opened my laptop and it looked like it had a migraine.

I tried to log in and it asked me for my password and my birthdate and my favorite color.

My computer wouldn't let me shut down because it was busy doing something important.

4

Microsoft's mess. It's like they told you to clean your room and then gave you a mountain of junk.

I tried to install a program and it brought 10 other programs with it like a posse.

My computer now has 200 icons and I don't know what half of them do.

I opened a file and it started downloading 17 other files like it was on a shopping spree.

5

Microsoft's mess. It's like they took your lunch money and gave you a paper bag full of rocks.

I tried to use my computer and it crashed like it was on a diet.

My printer won't work because it's busy fighting a virus.

I opened a document and it started spelling my name wrong on purpose.

6

Microsoft's mess. It's like they told you to be quiet and then gave you a megaphone.

I turned on my computer and it started singing to me.

My screen is flashing like it's having a seizure.

I clicked on a file and it started talking to me in a weird accent.