M.Bison

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A giant meathead who thinks he’s the king of the ring but gets his ass kicked every time
M. Bison is just a fat guy with a bad haircut who yells at people in video games
My brother fights M. Bison and loses, then blames the controller
I told my mom M. Bison is the reason I hate gym class
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A sore loser who wears sunglasses inside and thinks he’s cool
M. Bison is the guy who fights like a drunk toddler and still thinks he’s the best
My friend tried to beat M. Bison and now he’s stuck in a loop of failure
M. Bison is like my dad, he fights and loses but still thinks he’s right
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A walking sore thumb who shows up in Street Fighter and throws punches like a confused hippo
M. Bison is the reason I hate fighting games
I saw M. Bison in a game and it felt like my childhood died
M. Bison is like my math teacher, he yells and it doesn’t help
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