m.bating

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It’s the fancy, short way to say you’re jerking off. Perfect for when you don’t want your mom or your teacher to know what you’re really doing.

"I’m just m. bating in the bathroom," he said, trying to hide his red face.

"I can’t focus in class, I’m m. bating under my desk!"

"He got caught m. bating during the lunch break. Everyone laughed."

A quick, dirty way to say you’re stroking it. Use it when you want to be cool but still get your rocks off.

"I was m. bating in my car, and the lights went out!"

"I told my friend I was m. bating, not eating chips."

"He m. bated so fast, he didn’t even hear the bell."