M.B.A.P

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the worst kind of fake player who talks big but can't back it up

My ex is an MBAP, he promised me a Porsche and then asked for a loan

That guy at the bar called me a goddess then left with his sister

My cousin's boyfriend is an MBAP, he said he'd buy her a house and then asked for a down payment

the messy, broken, and totally unimpressive private parts of a woman who thinks she's hot

My friend's ex had an MBAP, it looked like a raccoon bit it

That girl's MBAP was so bad, it had its own Instagram page

I dated a girl with an MBAP, I thought I was getting a pizza, I got a pizza with extra cheese and sauce