Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Parents who scream at kids for drinking before they can legally pee

My kid got caught with a soda at 10 and got grounded for a month.

Mom called the cops because my cousin had a slushie at 11.

Dad threatened to take away my Xbox because I had a juice box at 9.

2

The group that fights kids for drinking before they can legally breathe

They fined my brother for drinking a milkshake at 12.

My cousin’s mom called the cops because he had a soda at 10.

My dad got mad because I had a juice box at 8.

3

Old people who get angry when kids drink before they can legally walk

My grandma got mad because I had a soda at 9.

My uncle got fined for drinking a milkshake at 11.

My aunt called the cops because I had a juice box at 7.

4

Parents who throw tantrums when kids drink before they can legally blink

My mom grounded me for having a slushie at 10.

My dad threatened to take away my phone because I had a soda at 11.

My uncle got fined for drinking a juice box at 8.

5

Parents who think kids should wait until they can legally pee before they drink

My dad grounded me because I had a soda at 10.

My mom called the cops because I had a juice box at 9.

My uncle got fined for drinking a milkshake at 11.

6

The parents who think kids shouldn’t drink until they can legally walk

My grandma got mad because I had a slushie at 10.

My dad got grounded for having a soda at 9.

My uncle got fined for drinking a juice box at 8.