ma'tinasia

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Ma'Tinasia is a brain with a bad attitude. She loves animals more than she loves people, and if you mess with her, she’ll throw a fit so big it’ll scare the cats.
She yelled at a dog for knocking over her coffee. The dog ran away and she still had a meltdown.
She flipped out in the grocery store because the cashier said 'hello' instead of 'good morning'.
She threatened to eat her neighbor’s cat if he didn’t stop stealing her snacks.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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Ma'Tinasia is like a smart bomb. She’s got a quick temper, she hates strangers, and her love for animals is unmatched. Don’t even think about annoying her.
She cursed at a guy who tried to pet her dog. The guy left. The dog stayed.
She yelled at the mailman for not giving her the best package first.
She refused to talk to anyone at the park unless they brought her a snack.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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Ma'Tinasia is super smart, but also super mean. She’s got a short fuse, she hates new people, and she’s got a soft spot for animals. Don’t test her.
She cussed at a kid for touching her turtle. The kid cried. The turtle stayed calm.
She refused to come out of her house unless her cat brought her food.
She flipped out in the library because someone was too loud. She left a mess behind.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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