M*A*S*H

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A TV show about a hospital in the middle of a war, where people got shot, laughed, and sometimes died. It ran for 11 seasons and made some people rich and famous.
My grandpa watched this every day and still says it's the best show ever.
My mom said she would have married Radar if he asked her.
My brother said Hawkeye was the only guy who could make surgery funny.
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One of the best shows ever, where doctors tried to save lives while also making each other look like fools. It lasted for over a decade and had more Emmys than a fat kid has snacks.
My sister said Frank Burns was the worst doctor ever, but also the funniest.
My dad said he would have been a soldier just to hang out with Hawkeye.
My friend said this show was better than his math class.
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A mobile hospital that was more of a chaotic mess than a real medical place. It was also known as the ‘Mobile Army Surgehurry Hospital’ for no real reason.
My teacher said this place was like a hospital and a prison combined.
My brother said they probably had more surgeries than actual patients.
My mom said the doctors were more interested in arguing than healing.
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A book and a movie that were so good, they became a TV show just to make people even more obsessed. It was like the original version of a show that had too much success.
My dad said the movie was better than the show, but only by a little.
My sister said the book was like a real war, but with more drama.
My friend said the show was just the book’s version of a party.
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A stupid game kids play where they think it will predict their future. It's just a bunch of random stuff they pick from a list and hope it's not too bad.
My brother picked 'shack' and said that meant he'd be poor forever.
My friend said 'house' meant she'd be rich, but she's still living in her mom's basement.
I picked 'mansion' and now I'm stuck in a mansion of debt.
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A silly game where you tick, count, and cross out random stuff until you get something that barely makes sense as your destiny. It’s the adult version of picking a random name out of a hat.
My friend picked 'apartment' and now he lives in a tiny apartment with three other people.
I picked 'shack' and now I live in a shack with a goat.
My sister picked 'house' and now she has a house full of relatives.
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A way of mixing jokes with sadness in such a way that you feel like you just got punched and laughed at the same time. It was the first show to make war funny, and it was glorious.
My dad said this show was the only one that could make him laugh while crying.
My sister said she would have been a doctor just to be in this show.
My friend said he got so emotional watching this that he cried in the middle of a pizza.
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