ma'riaja

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A hot mess who shines like a glitter-covered donkey at a rodeo
My ex is a ma'riaja. She left me for a guy who promised her a goldfish and a tattoo.
That girl is a ma'riaja. She walked into the club and the lights turned off just to see her shine.
My mom says I'm a ma'riaja. I said, 'Mom, I'm 12 and I don't know what that means.' She said, 'Just be loud.'
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A walking neon sign that screams 'look at me, I'm important'
My cousin is a ma'riaja. She texts me 20 times a day just to say 'I'm alive and I'm fabulous.'
That new girl at school is a ma'riaja. She walked in and the principal asked her to leave.
My teacher called me a ma'riaja. I said, 'I don't know what that means.' She said, 'It means you're loud and you're annoying.'
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A human version of a disco ball with a mouth that never stops talking
My friend is a ma'riaja. She talks so much that the teacher gave her a time-out just to shut her up.
That kid is a ma'riaja. He started a dance party during math class and got sent to the principal's office.
I told my brother he was a ma'riaja. He said, 'I am not. I'm just loud.' I said, 'That's the same thing.'
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A human glitter bomb that explodes whenever someone says 'hello'
My neighbor is a ma'riaja. She started singing opera at 8 a. m. and I had to go to school with a headache.
My sister is a ma'riaja. She told the bus driver she was going to become a famous singer. He said, 'You're already famous for being loud.'
My dog thinks I'm a ma'riaja. He barks every time I talk. I think he's just jealous.
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A human spotlight that never lets you forget you're in the room
My teacher says I'm a ma'riaja. She told me I'm so loud that the ceiling started vibrating.
My friend's dog is a ma'riaja. It barks so loud that the mailman ran away.
My brother told me I'm a ma'riaja. I said, 'I'm not loud. I'm just dramatic.' He said, 'That's the same thing.'
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A person who walks into a room and makes the ceiling want to join the party
My friend is a ma'riaja. She walked into the room and the ceiling started doing the cha-cha.
That girl is a ma'riaja. She started a dance party during lunch and got sent to the principal's office.
My mom says I'm a ma'riaja. I said, 'I don't know what that means.' She said, 'It means you're loud and you're funny.'
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