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A hot mess who shines like a glitter-covered donkey at a rodeo
My ex is a ma'riaja. She left me for a guy who promised her a goldfish and a tattoo.
That girl is a ma'riaja. She walked into the club and the lights turned off just to see her shine.
My mom says I'm a ma'riaja. I said, 'Mom, I'm 12 and I don't know what that means.' She said, 'Just be loud.'