m.a.p.d.

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Mothers who hate when Paris or any celebrity crashes their car after a wild night of drinking and doing stupid stuff.

My mom called the cops because Paris drove into a dumpster after drinking 12 shots.

I saw a celebrity crash into a taco truck after partying all night.

My aunt nearly died when Paris swerved into her lane and hit a fire hydrant.

A group of moms who swear at Paris every time she drives like a drunk fool after a big party.

My mom screamed at Paris on Twitter after she drove through a fountain.

Paris ran a red light and my mom posted a video of it with a swear word caption.

My dad’s friend got run over by Paris after she drank 10 beers and forgot how to drive.

Moms who are sick of Paris and other stars ruining the road with their bad driving after partying.

My mom called Paris a idiot after she crashed into a bus while doing donuts.

Paris drove my uncle’s car into a tree and my mom posted a picture of it on Facebook.

My cousin got stuck in traffic because Paris decided to race a motorcycle and lost control.