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A mom who thinks she's cool but still texts you at 2 a. m. about your grades

Mom: 'You failed math? I’m gonna fail you' (at 2:17 a. m.)

Mom: 'Your friend got an A and you got a D? That’s embarrassing'

Mom: 'If you don’t pass this class, I’ll take your phone and your life'

A mom who claims she’s chill but still judges your life choices like it’s a courtroom

Mom: 'You like that boy? He eats pizza for breakfast. That’s not a good sign.'

Mom: 'You skipped school? I’m gonna skip your allowance.'

Mom: 'You’re gonna fail this class, and I’m gonna fail you.'

A mom who’s basically a teacher in disguise and still sends you reminders about homework like it’s a threat

Mom: 'Don’t forget your math homework. I’m watching you.'

Mom: 'Your test is tomorrow. I’ll be there. You’ll be sorry.'

Mom: 'If you don’t study, I’ll come to school and embarrass you.'

A mom who still thinks she’s your best friend but still texts you about your grades like it’s a public humiliation

Mom: 'You got a C? That’s not even close to a B. That’s a disgrace.'

Mom: 'Your friend got an A and you got a C? That’s not even fair.'

Mom: 'You’re gonna be ashamed of me if you don’t pass this class.'

A mom who thinks she’s tough but still texts you about your grades like it’s a personal attack

Mom: 'You failed math? I’m gonna fail you.'

Mom: 'You skipped school again? I’m gonna skip your allowance.'

Mom: 'If you don’t pass this class, I’m gonna take your phone and your life.'