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the fancy way of telling someone your leg feels like it's been run over by a truck and you're too lazy to say it properly
My leg is a broken toaster
This leg is a dead dog
My leg just got hit by a meteor
ma'legurtz
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when you're too sore to say your leg hurts so you yell it like it's a curse
My leg is cursed!
This leg is a witch’s spell!
My leg is haunted by a ghost!
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the rude way of telling someone your leg is on fire and you’re too tired to explain it
My leg is a flaming hot dog!
This leg is a firetruck!
My leg is burning like a dragon!