m'aide

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A fancy way for a French person to scream 'Help me!' like they're being attacked by a swarm of bees and their mom.
'M'aide!' he yelled as the beekeeper chased him down the street.
'M'aide!' she texted her boyfriend during the zombie apocalypse.
He shouted 'M'aide!' when his pizza got stolen by a raccoon.
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A French phrase that basically means 'Save my soul or I'll haunt you forever.'
'M'aide!' he whispered as he was being dragged into the haunted house.
She texted 'M'aide!' when her pet parrot started cussing her out.
He yelled 'M'aide!' when his mom showed up at his college dorm.
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A French way of saying 'I need help right now or I'll punch you.'
'M'aide!' he shouted as he was being cornered by three guys in a convenience store.
She said 'M'aide!' when her phone battery died and she was stuck in traffic.
He texted 'M'aide!' when his dog ate his homework.
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